Arduous Challenges for Aphrodite and Athena

Sometimes an eating disorder begins innocently.  Perhaps a teenage girl wants to lose a few pounds and goes on a diet.  Or, maybe she's participating in a sport  where weight loss plays an integral part.  Maybe a young man feels lonely and depressed.  The painful feelings drive him to binge on large quantities of food for comfort.  But, then he feels ashamed and panicked and wants to get rid of it.  

Sometimes the trigger for an eating disorder is more sinister.  Perhaps a young woman is sexually abused.  Maybe parents tell another girl she is worthless.  Maybe a young man's parents get divorced.  Or, a parent dies.  So, to cope with the trauma the individual decides to control their food intake.  Something needs to be controlled in this cruel and frightening world. 

Whatever the trigger may be, it can open a Pandora's box.  A young person can find their tranquil world suddenly filled with pain and torment.  Life becomes filled with hatred, misery, suffering and sickness.  Sometimes the suffering ends only with death. 

Pandora is part of Greek mythology.  Greek mythology has several goddesses.  During my stays in the hospital on an eating disorders unit, I've met many young woman as beautiful as Aphrodite and as wise as Athena.  I've met several beautiful, intelligent, strong, brave, kind, and nurturing women.  They simply met some unexpected and unwanted challenges on their journeys through life. 

Bianca was a cute young woman standing only about five feet tall.  She was diabetic and that health condition along with her eating disorder became a deadly combination.  Sometimes she wouldn't take her insulin because she knew she'd have to eat then.  She restricted her food intake and at times skipped her insulin injections.  Her weight became low and her body became weak.  One evening she came home to her apartment and sat down on the couch.  She passed out and never woke up.

Someone must have been watching out for her because she was found before dying.  When the paramedics found her she was alive but unconscious and unresponsive. 

She was in a coma for awhile.  Thankfully, she came out of her coma at some point.  But, her journey to recovery was just beginning.  She had to address her eating disorder if she wanted to go on living.  So, she traveled to Iowa to enter a renowned eating disorder treatment program.  She wasn't ready to leave this world yet.

When I showed up on the eating disorders unit, Bianca had already been there for a month.  I'm not really sure what triggered her eating disorder in the first place.  Maybe she didn't like how her body looked.  Maybe she was a perfectionist.  Perhaps she was tired of living with diabetes and didn't like the prospect of what health complications might arise for her later in life. 

In group therapy one day, she did mention using a bunch of diuretics before a big event in college one time.  I don't recall if it was a dance or a party.  But, she was determined to be the best looking female that evening.  What actually happened was that she became incredibly sick from the diuretics. 

An endocrine specialist would check in with her on the unit occasionally to see how she was doing.  The same doctor examined and spoke to me one day concerning my testosterone levels. 

I remember Bianca checking her blood sugar before each meal.  Then she would step into another room where she could inject her insulin in private. 

I felt bad for Bianca at snack time.  While the rest of us were eating things like cookies and bananas, she was usually stuck eating a turkey sandwich. 

I got to know her little bit.  She was cheerful and full of energy.  She knew I liked to read so she recommended some Shel Silverstein books. 

Soon she transferred to the day treatment program.  But, before long she returned to inpatient.  It had been hard outside the unit and she'd lost weight.  She looked at it as learning experience and tried not to be discouraged.  In time we both moved to the day treatment program. 

In the program Bianca learned that she didn't have to always be cheerful.  She was cheerful by nature but sometimes put on a happy mask even when she wasn't feeling that way.  She realized she didn't have to do that now. 

We were talking and joking around one day when she mentioned marriage.  I told her I was available if she wanted a husband.  She said that was fine but she wanted to see my bank statement and a list of my assets first.  Funny girl. 

When she reached her target weight she felt fine.  She thought it would be worse.  I said one last goodbye to her and never saw her again.  I'm sure she's doing well. 

Charlene came from a family of overweight individuals.  So, she decided to change her body by going on a diet.  But, she couldn't stop herself when she reached a slimmer, healthier weight.  She went way beyond even the harshest  societal standards of beauty.  She was a victim of the unrealistic body standards imposed on today's society. 

When I met first met her she was still quite emaciated with her cheekbones sticking out prominently.  Perhaps I especially noticed her cheekbones, because her sunken cheeks and protruding cheekbones looked much like my own. 

I heard that in Charlene's first few weeks on the psychiatric unit she always wore a baseball cap pulled low over her forehead.  She didn't want to be there and didn't have much to say to anyone else.  She did play Scrabble sometimes with some of the other girls but her thinking was so slowed that it took her forever to form words.

When I met her she no longer wore the baseball cap.  She was a friendly person and contributed in group therapy.  She kept her blond hair pulled back in a ponytail but when she wore her hair down you realized it was naturally curly.  At some point she dyed it blue.  She liked to smoke cigarettes and did so in the separate room on the unit provided for smoking.  

She dropped a note on the table in front of me one day.  It simply read How are you doing?  

We talked in the day room occasionally.  She told me that her heart rate had been only 20 beats per minute when she came to treatment.  She told me about passing out occasionally from her lack of nutrition.  She told me about some of her past treatments.  She showed me a tattoo on her thigh one evening by pulling down her athletic pants just a bit. 

Charlene was originally from somewhere in the Deep South I believe.  But, her family had recently moved to the Washing D.C. area and that's where she'd be joining them when left treatment.

In group therapy one day, the therapist seemed exasperated with Charlene.  She was trying to get to the root of Charlene's eating disorder.

"I just don't want to ever be fat again!" exclaimed Charlene in tears.  "Isn't that enough?  Why can't it be that simple?"

The therapist backed off a bit and asked, "What weight do you think you'd be comfortable with?"

"I don't know," said Charlene, "maybe 130."

Charlene had trouble when she was moved to the Partial Hospital Program.  She couldn't maintain her weight let alone restore any more.  So, they moved her back to inpatient and brought her up to target weight there.  

I'm not sure if Charlene stayed healthy after leaving Iowa.  I guess I should have asked for an address or number to reach her at.  I hope she finally found a way to be comfortable at a healthy weight so she could live a long, healthy, and happy life. 

Elsa was a gymnast, tumbler, and dancer.  She had a long history with eating disorders, mental illness, and treatment centers. 

She was beautiful, blond, and strong like Brunhild from Norse tradition.  In some stories, Brunhild angers Odin and falls into a deep sleep until she is awoken by Sigurd who knows no fear.

In some Germanic sources, Brunhild is Queen of Iceland.  Seemingly no man is her equal.

There was a queen who resided over the sea

Whose like no one knew of anywhere

She was exceedingly beautiful and great in physical strength

She shot the shaft with bold knights - love was the prize.

Elsa had a lean body with muscular arms.  She didn't like her hands because she thought they looked too masculine.  "I have big man hands," she remarked.

We became close on the psychiatric unit.  She said I should come with her when we were discharged.  I fell in love with her.  I gave her a silver bracelet for her birthday.  But, I wasn't able to go with her.  I did call her a few times and we managed to stay in contact.  She has struggled with illness a long time but her fierce spirit has never let her give up.  

Emma was from an area of Idaho with a high Mormon population.  She herself was not part of the  Latter-day Saint (LDS) community.  As I recall the high LDS population presented a somewhat discouraging situation.  I think she found it particularly challenging and disheartening in the area of dating.  One evening a young man of the Mormon faith picked her up for a date.  Evidently he was under the impression she was also part of the LDS Church.  Somehow the subject wasn't broached until that moment in the car.  When he found out she was non-Mormon he immediately turned his car around and took her home.

Emma had her own dog grooming business and had a great love for dogs and other animals.  She also enjoyed gardening and camping. 

Emma was a bit like Artemis the Greek goddess of the hunt, wilderness, and wild animals.  Artemis had a pack of hunting dogs and felt comfortable roaming the wilderness by moonlight.  Emma, of course, loved her dogs.  And Emma, like Artemis, was strong and independent not needing the aid of a man.

Emma could be competitive like Artemis.  But, Emma was a perfectionist and too hard on herself.  She felt the need to always be active.  She liked to engage in running when she wasn't working.  If she was relaxing and saw someone mowing their lawn then she felt she was being lazy and needed to find something to do.  She found it challenging to just let herself relax. 

The goddess Artemis was also the patron and protector of young girls.  Emma was angry with a male family member who had betrayed her trust and abused her as a girl.  Unfortunately no one, not even Artemis, had been there to rescue Emma from that situation. 

When Emma and I were in treatment together, there were also a couple of young ladies on the child psychiatric unit dealing with eating disorders.  These two girls would join us for breakfast in the occupational therapy kitchen once a week.  Emma loved these two young ladies.  

"Normally I would be comparing myself to other females and getting jealous of their slim figures.  But, I love these girls so much that I don't have those thoughts around them.  All that type of thinking just goes away when I'm with them," explained Emma. 

Unfortunately Emma is no longer with us.  She passed away a few years ago.  I don't know for sure but I'm guessing her death was related to her eating disorder.  I like to think that Emma is watching over young girls now.  Perhaps animals don't have immortal souls and don't go to heaven.  But, I like to imagine Emma in an afterlife where she takes long walks with her dogs.  I like to imagine that Emma is no longer plagued by thoughts telling her she is fat or lazy.  I like to imagine that she is at peace. 

Rachel's parents were both doctors.  I don't think Rachel felt like she measured up to her parents or siblings.  Rachel was intelligent and used words like nebulous and specious.  She excelled at figure skating and playing the violin.  But, she'd had mental health issues from a young age.

The treatment team convinced her father to make Rachel move out and get her own apartment.  It was a difficult adjustment for her.  She and I spent some time together.  We went to some movies and had dinner a couple of times.  We lost track of each other for a long time until years later we met in treatment once again. 

It's sad to see someone who could be a doctor, lawyer, or professor have to settle for less because of the demons that plague her.  She has wisdom and intelligence like Athena but has faced a lot of challenges in her life. 

She told me once that she didn't love humans.  She could feel love for animals like her dogs.  But, she never felt that sort of love for another person. 

Hopefully a day will come when she finds a happy life free from the darkness of depression.

Rebecca was a bit of an enigma.  She was stuck on an eating disorder unit with the rest of us and yet she seemed cheerful and anxious to eat.  She couldn't seem to get enough food which was odd since she was there seeking treatment for an eating disorder.  Perhaps she felt safe on the unit and her appetite had returned.  One morning at breakfast, she ate Rachel's bacon which was against the rules.  But, they weren't caught.  On another occasion, Rebecca ate a neglected donut left on a mood disorder patient's tray.  That time she got caught.  

Rebecca was attending a prestigious university.  She had an impressive singing voice and was using her talent at the university.  Perhaps that caused some problems.  She felt the need to be perfect.  Perhaps being on the psychiatric unit was a relief, a break from the pressures of school. 

In some sources, Echo is portrayed as a beautiful nymph with a good and loving heart and a beautiful voice.  That sounds like Rebecca.  She was attractive and her singing voice must have been beautiful.  We had a karaoke session one day for activities therapy in the gymnasium.  I thought I might get to hear her beautiful voice.  But, she was very modest and refused to sing a solo although she did join some other females in singing a song as a group.

One evening I went on an outing with Rachel and Rebecca.  We went to a place called Old Chicago for dinner.  Afterward we saw Memoirs of a Geisha at the movie theater.  She gave me a ride back to my motel that night.  She asked me if I had a crush on Rachel.  I told her I did have a crush on Rachel and her as well.  It seems I often had a crush on some female patient. 

As far as I know Rebecca is doing fine.  I'm sure she continues to be a cheerful person with a beautiful voice.

Jane was beautiful like the goddess Aphrodite.  She was never happy with how she looked though.  Her daily routine involved scrutinizing and chastising herself each morning in front of a mirror. 

She'd been sexually assaulted more than once and had post traumatic stress disorder as a result.  She was fatigued and depressed most days.  She restricted her food intake and abused laxatives.  She would sometimes take a large amount of laxatives.  This made her incredibly ill.  The sickness induced by the laxatives made her feel less guilty about just staying home all day doing nothing.  She couldn't allow herself to simply relax for a day without the excuse of being too sick to do anything.  That's why she ingested huge amounts of laxatives at times.

We met and formed a bond right away.  We spent time together. I guess I was one of the few men she could trust and one of the few people she felt could understand her situation. 

I fell in love with her and after several months she fell in love with me too.  We spoke of marriage.  But, that was a scary prospect.  How could we ever be married and stay healthy?

Eventually we parted and she has lived in various places.  She chose not to communicate with me any longer.  I don't where she is or how she's doing.  But, like a goddess, I know she's a survivor and is probably still seeking to find health and peace at last.

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Some people have found the Greek myth of Persephone to be metaphorically related to eating disorders.  The myth of Persephone begins with her abduction. Hades, god of the dead and king of the underworld, kidnaps Persephone and takes her to the underworld to be his queen.  Once Persephone arrives in the underworld, she is raped by Hades, they are married, and she is crowned queen of the underworld.  Persephone becomes depressed over her situation and refuses to eat or drink. 

Persephone's mother Demeter, the goddess of the harvest, is distraught over her daughter's disappearance.  She refuses to feed the Earth by growing grain.  The land becomes barren as crops wither and die which is a concern for Zeus.  Finally, Zeus allows Persephone to return to the Earth but for only part of the year.  Spring returns to the Earth every year with crops growing and plants blooming when Persephone is reunited with her mother.  When Persephone returns to the underworld for part of the year, the Earth experiences winter. 

Just before Persephone's abduction, she had been picking flowers.  Her mother was present as were Aphrodite, Athena, and Artemis.  Suddenly, Persephone was gone.

Family and friends of a person who develops an eating disorder may have a similar experience.  Suddenly, the person they knew seems to have disappeared.  What happened to my friend?  What happened to my sister?  What happened to my brother?  What happened to my child?  They feel distraught like Demeter did.  They want their healthy and happy friend and family member back and not lost in the darkness of an eating disorder. 

Some see the myth of Persephone as a story of rebirth and healing.  For some, Persephone's journey to hell and back provides a beacon of hope.  Perhaps we too can escape the darkness of our eating disorder.  We may journey back into the darkness of our eating disorder at times and yet not be lost in it.  Like Persephone, we will come out from our darkness, reborn and healed. 

I've met many females who have been to hell and back.  I've met women who were physically, emotionally, and sexually abused.  I've met women who have been held at gunpoint by an abusive boyfriend.  Some women were exploited, betrayed, mistreated, and abused by their own family members. 

Sometimes women simply need to separate themselves from the unsupportive people in their lives.  They need to become their own person.  In treatment an individual may gain the understanding and skills necessary for nourishing themselves and for navigating more confidently and safely through life. 

Some women may find that their story of innocence lost and wisdom gained is not unlike that of a goddess. 

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So, where I do I fit into this metaphor?  Who am I?  I hope I'm not like Sisyphus who was condemned to an eternity of the same meaningless task of rolling a boulder up a hill each day only to see it roll back down again.  Living with an eating disorder does seem to be a fruitless, endless task.  In the end it gets you nowhere.  You're just rolling the same boulder up the hill each day, over and over. 

I'd rather be like Thor from Norse mythology.  I am Scandinavian after all.  I'd like to be powerful like Thor, the god of thunder and lightening.  His courage is unshakeable and his physical strength is virtually unmatched.  Thor brings protection and comfort to mankind.  He brings fruitfulness to the land and prosperity to the people.  

But, I'm not strong and virile like Thor.  I'm not courageous.  To whom have I ever provided protection or comfort?  

Perhaps I'm like Odysseus of Homer's Odyssey.  I've been on some epic journey with many challenges and I still haven't made it home.  At times it seems I've been asleep for years, forgetting about friends and family.  The siren song of the eating disorder has almost devoured my body and soul.  But, my shipmates have saved me and warned me not to listen to that voice that wants to lure me back into a dark place. 

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The ancient Greeks believed that the souls of good people were allowed to go to Elysium, a comfortable place where the sun always shone.  I like to imagine that the people who have died from eating disorder complications are living a blessed and happy life untouched by sorrow doing whatever brings them happiness in the afterlife.  They are now in a realm without toil or tears. 

After Pandora opened the box letting out all of the evils of the world she closed it as quickly as she could.  But, then she heard a voice from within the box imploring her to open the box again.  Pandora was afraid of making the same mistake twice but finally was persuaded to open the box again by the sweet little voice.

The moment Pandora opened the box, out of the box flew a sunny and smiling winged creature.  She was bright and beautiful and hovered around the room throwing light wherever she went.  She soothed Pandora and softly touched the place where the evils from the box had stung her.  The winged fairy kissed Pandora on her forehead and fluttered around her with laughter, brightening up the whole atmosphere with her radiance. 

The winged fairy that flew out of the box introduced herself as Hope.  She had come out of the box to bring a change to the world which was filled only with troubles.  The troubles would continue in the world, but to bring in happy times one needs to have hope.  The fairy said she was that hope.  Looking at this beautiful divine creature, Pandora felt it was worth all the troubles in the world.  

Hope promised to never leave Pandora as long as she was living in this world.

"I promise never to desert you.  There may come times and seasons, now and then, when you will think that I have utterly vanished.  But again, and again, and again, when perhaps you least dream of it, you shall see the glimmer of my wings on the ceiling of your cottage.  Yes, and I know something very good and beautiful that is to be given you hereafter."

What would we do without Hope and the possibility of an infinite bliss hereafter?

Starring in My Own Soap Opera

Bo and Hope had one of the greatest romances of the 1980s. They were a so-called supercouple on the daytime drama Days of Our Lives. Bo was a bit of a rebel who wore a leather jacket and rode a motorcycle while Hope was a beautiful rich girl. Bo called her Fancy Face which didn't sound as corny as you may think. Bo once "kidnapped" Hope on her wedding day and they rode off on his motorcycle. She was marrying the wrong man and they both knew it. 

As much as I loved Bo and Hope, I loved Steve and Kayla even more. Steve and Kayla were also a supercouple on the very same show. 

When Steve was first introduced to viewers in 1985, he was your standard bad boy. He always seemed to be involved in something shady and was often on the wrong side of the law. Nonetheless, I liked Steve. He had this swagger about him I liked. And, I think even early on I had a hunch that Steve was actually a good guy underneath the bravado. 

By the way, Steve wore a patch over his left eye. That's right. Steve wore a black patch over one eye like some storybook pirate. He actually lost his eye in a fight over a woman with Kayla's brother Bo years earlier. I realize Steve wasn't the first character to wear an eye-patch. John Wayne's character Rooster Cogburn wore one in True Grit. Comic book character Nick Fury wore one. The Bond villain Emilio Largo wore one. Kurt Russell's character Snake wore one in the movie Escape from New York. David Bowie, while performing as Ziggy Stardust, wore an eye-patch for a while. In the music video for "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive, singer Pete Burns can be seen wearing an eye-patch. A man wearing an eye-patch was even used in advertising. The Man in the Hathaway Shirt with his signature eye-patch helped sales of Hathaway shirts soar. 

So, Steve Johnson was by no means the first character to wear a patch. Nonetheless, I can't explain how cool, unique, and badass Steve looked in that patch. Unfortunately, people sometimes called him Patch in a derogatory way. Patch had become his nickname. We do see Steve without an eye-patch a few times. He has some daydream/fantasy sequences involving Kayla where he still has both eyes. And, during one story line Steve has an operation and wears a glass eye. Eventually his eye socket is injured again so he returns to wearing a patch. 

Steve "Patch" Johnson was an interesting character. One time in a courtroom he claimed his occupation was shooting pool. He and Bo had matching tattoos from when they served in the Merchant Marine together. Patch liked to wear tank tops and tight blue jeans. Sometimes he wore a leather jacket like Bo. Steve could play the harmonica well and sometimes he sang the blues. 

When Kayla first met Steve she didn't like him very much. He was surly and sarcastic around her. He was exasperating. He was obnoxious and at times even menacing. He was flirtatious in an offensive way. He called her Baby and Sweetness. She thought he was dangerous. She thought he was a thug.

"Why don't you talk to me, Sweetness?"

"Because I don't want to talk to you. I don't want anything to do with you."

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"Hey baby! You been waiting for me all night long? I'm sorry if you have. I didn't make it back."

"Do you ever quit? You look awful."

"Oh, you always say the sweetest things to me."

"Have you really been out all night?"

"Do I ask you personal questions? And if I did would you answer me?"

"You are absolutely the most annoying person I've ever met."

"Oh you know my life wasn't complete until I met you either, baby."

"You know you have a sarcastic and crude mouth!"

"You don't hear me making personal comments about your mouth do ya? Like luscious, pink, and juicy?"

"Would you stop it!"

"Sorry." 

But, we eventually begin to see a different side of Steve. Steve is kind to the young orphans Frankie and Max. He befriends them and becomes a bit of a mentor to them. This doesn't go unnoticed by Kayla and they begin to develop a friendship. 

And yet, when Steve is suspected of murder Kayla thinks he may actually be guilty. Kayla's loss of faith in him hurts Steve deeply. It crushes him and he lashes out at her.

"I thought you were different, baby. I really did."

She was the one person he thought would believe him. But, now she admits she doesn't know what to think and she even seems afraid of him. This doesn't sit well with Steve.

"Why do you pretend to be different? Why don't you call me Patch like everybody else?" he demands.

She thinks it's a cruel nickname. 

"I think it's terrible that they call you that and I just won't do it."

"But, I'm all bad, right?"

"No, I've seen the way you care for Max."

After a few more plot twists Kayla tells Steve she believes him. 

Well, of course, Steve is innocent. Steve and Kayla get closer and yet he keeps her at a distance. After all of his obnoxious flirting, it's now Steve who pushes Kayla away. He doesn't think he's good for her. Though she has decided he is a good and gentle man he doesn't see it that way. He tells her he always seems to be on the wrong side of the law. And, he doesn't want to get hurt again because he says he's been burned by other women too many times and had his heart broken and he just can't go through it again. 

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"What do you see in me?"

"I see a man that I would trust with my life."

"Oh come on, baby."

"Shh. Let me finish. I don't care what you say Steve or how flip you want to be about it. I see someone who has a very very good soul. I also see someone who's been bruised so many times in his life he's afraid to get close to the fire."

"I'm not afraid of the fire, baby."

"Then why do you keep pushing me away?"

They come close to kissing several times. After finally kissing they come close to making love. Either circumstances interrupting them or Steve simply pushing Kayla away prevents them from being intimate. 

"Turn around and look at me."

"I can't do that."

"Why?"

"You're too damn beautiful."

Kayla gives Steve a two-piece pool cue in a carrying case as a gift. He's speechless and overwhelmed with emotion because no one has ever just given him a gift for no reason before. Kayla asks him to spend the night but after a kiss Steve heads for the door.

"Stay the night"

"I can't"

"Why? You stay with other women."

"You're not other women, Sweetness. You see other women I can love and leave. But, if I love you I don't think I'd be able to leave."

I'm leaving out some details like Kayla marrying Steve's long lost brother Jack because Jack is very ill and might die so Steve pushes Kayla away because maybe Kayla's love will keep Jack alive. But, then Jack's adoptive father Harper slowly begins poisoning Kayla. Hey, it's a soap opera. Never fear! Steve eventually walks into the house and carries Kayla out in his arms and hides her away in safety. 

Steve and Kayla finally get married after Kayla's divorce from Jack. When Kayla joins Steve at the altar he says, "We made it Sweetness."

Sweetness had went from being a sarcastic term to being a term of endearment. 

By the way, Kayla was deaf and mute when Steve proposed because she had been caught in an explosion at her loft. Steve gallantly carried her out while surrounded by fire. She and Steve learned sign language to communicate. She refused to marry Steve at first because she was afraid they couldn't have a normal life together.

Surgery restores Kayla's hearing but not her speech. She agrees to get married. She has a little trouble at the wedding being overcome with emotion. However, when Steve signs for her and tells her to have courage she regains her ability to speak and is able to deliver her vows to Steve. Top that!

Do they live happily ever after? Of course not! It's a soap opera. They do have a baby but soon tragedy strikes. Steve becomes a police officer and ends up on a boat with a bomb planted on it. He's injured when the bomb explodes and then some villain poisons his IV in the hospital. He dies in Kayla's arms.

He's able to say goodbye before he dies. With his last breaths he has some words for Kayla.

"Kayla, thank you. Thank you for my life. I was nothing without you. You gave me everything. I love you Sweetness." 

Then he breathes his last and expires. Very sad. 

Never fear! Steve emerges 16 years later (surprise) not remembering who he is or his love for Kayla. But, after he regains his memory they fall in love all over again. It's okay. Soap operas are allowed to bring people back from the dead. 

The story of Steve and Kayla was amazing. The bad boy with the patch who thought he could never find love, especially with Kayla, finally is able to trust someone with his heart. Bit by bit she had chipped away at his armor and showed Steve the best parts of himself. She healed his broken spirit. Kayla didn't care what Steve looked like because she was in love with his very soul. 

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Some other couples I liked from "Days of Our Lives": 

Roman Brady (brother of Kim, Kayla, and Bo) and Dr. Marlena Evans

Roman likes to call Marlena Doc. I believe officer Roman Brady met Marlena while trying to protect her from the Salem Strangler.

John Black and Marlena 

Roman dies (seemingly) and a mysterious man with amnesia shows up in Salem. He and Marlena form a bond. Guess who John Black is? Yes, Roman Brady (after plastic surgery and some brainwashing). But, then the "real" Roman comes back from the dead. John Black goes back to being John Black. But, John Black actually turns out to be Forrest Alamain and is entitled to some of the Alamain fortune. 

Roman and Diana Colville

Roman/John Black has a relationship with Diana. But, she feels she must marry the villain Victor Kiriakis to help her mother. Roman gives her a flute/whistle for Christmas.

"If you're ever lost or in trouble all you have to do is whistle," he tells her.

On her wedding day she is very sad about having to marry Victor. She finds the flute/whistle and blows on it in vain. Guess who shows up a few moments later? Yes, Roman. 

"You whistled didn't you?" he asks. 

She nods and her tears of pain turn into tears of joy. Top that!

Shane Donovan and Kimberly Brady 

Shane was an agent with the International Security Alliance (ISA). Yes, he was British like James Bond. He marries Kayla's sister Kimberly.

Pete Jannings and Melissa Horton

Gang member Pete meets nice girl Melissa. After some ups and downs they get married. Later they divorce and she pursues a dance career. 

Justin Kiriakis and Adrienne Johnson 

Wealthy playboy Justin Kiriakis is mistaken for a poor construction worker by Adrienne (Steve's sister) but he doesn't let on that he's the rich nephew of the villain Victor Kiriakis. He continues the charade because he's afraid of losing Adrienne. 

Frankie Brady and Jennifer Horton

Frankie (the orphan who was adopted along with his brother Max by Kayla's parents) and Jennifer Horton become friends and then become romantically involved later. Jennifer was one of the many Horton family members. By the way, it is eventually revealed that Frankie is actually Francois Von Leuschner. 

Doug and Julie Williams

Doug is Hope's father. Doug and Julie are considered to be the first supercouple in daytime television history. 

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Are soap operas unrealistic melodramas? Or, does art imitate life?

Soap operas are often over the top melodramas. But, daytime dramas sometimes show the redemptive, healing, amazing power of love. These dramas often show us the importance of family, friends, community, intimacy, and forgiveness. Soap operas can remind of us of how painful life can be but also show us how people cope with and overcome that pain. 

Soap operas remind us of the circle of life. These dramas show us the joy of birth. They show us people maturing and growing into adulthood. They show us people falling in love and uniting in marriage. And, they show us death and loss. 

Has my life been a soap opera? That metaphor would be stretching it a bit. But, we all have to deal with challenges as we navigate through our lives. 

In high school I dated a girl from another school. I found out she'd lost a lot of weight before I met her and for the first time in her life she had a lot of boys interested in her. I was essentially her first boyfriend and her first love. Although she loved me I think she also wondered what else the world had to offer her. I understand now why she perhaps wanted to date some other guys. Plus, her parents thought she should see other people as well. 

We stayed together for a long time through some ups and downs. We broke up and got back together more than once. The most painful episode was when she dumped me and came to my prom with a classmate of mine. That was agonizing because I wanted nothing more than to be with her that night.

In college my older sister had a friend I thought looked like Kayla Brady and she was sweet like Kayla too. I also met a girl during my freshman year of college who I thought looked like Jennifer Horton. She was blond and petite and I had a crush on her but was too shy to pursue it. On the very last day of the school year I checked my mailbox one last time and found a letter from this Jennifer look-alike. I could hardly believe it. She wrote that it had been great getting to know me and that she hoped I had a great summer.  

I dated a rich girl for a while during college. Her parents were overbearing which is what brought her to a small college in Iowa. We met at a party and began dating. I brought her home for a visit and she brought me to her home for a visit as well. But, her parents made her break up with me after Christmas. They weren't too impressed with me or my background. I was the wrong sort of boy for their daughter to be dating. 

Her high school boyfriend invited himself for a visit one weekend and gave her a ring. We weren't technically going out at the time so I couldn't really protest. Then, one of her friends lied to her and told her we'd slept together. Eventually, the friend admitted she'd lied and I was vindicated. But, it angered me that she hadn't believed in my innocence in the first place. She eventually defied her parents and we got back together but then she got into some trouble and had to leave school. It was a crazy school year. My girlfriend even said, "This is like a soap opera, huh?"

I've met a few women who didn't care much for their future boyfriend/husband when they first met. One of my best friend's wife declared she would never date him in college. They did date and, of course, got married. He sang a love song and proposed to her in front of a crowd. I was there. It was very sweet.

A girl named Stephanie hated her boyfriend at first. They worked at the same restaurant and she tried to get him fired. Then things changed and they became lovers.

Maggie told me she thought her boyfriend was a jerk when she first met him. But, she began to see him in a different light and they started dating.  

I've seen people get divorced and yet have the courage to marry again. I had a friend tell me once that she'd had to kiss a lot of frogs before she met her prince. I've seen women overcome all kinds of abuse and be able to open their hearts again. I've seen people considered beyond hope find careers, love, marriage, and children.

I've seen people struggle with addiction and mental illness and yet create meaningful lives. Some people deal with real life villains in the form of abusive parents and spouses. But, they survive. I've seen people fall in love with individuals with physical and emotional scars. I've seen married couples overcome many obstacles and never give up. I've seen parents who will do anything for their children. The real world definitely has drama, conflict, and challenges. 

As an adult I've dealt with physical and mental illness. I've spent time in psychiatric units and care facilities. And yet, I've been healthy enough at times to still feel love. But, usually I was too afraid to act on those feelings. I've told more than one women that they'd be better off without me.

"You'd be better off without me."

"Don't say that. I know how I feel about you. You can't pick and choose who gets to love and care about you. That's not how life works. It would hurt me deeply if you just disappeared."

That woman would have married me but I just couldn't propose. I thought I'd be a burden and ruin her life. She'd been through a lot in her life and it took a long time for her to open her heart to me and we became very close. She trusted me and cared for me. I loved her but I just couldn't fathom being a good husband. I was damaged goods. 

There was another women I flirted with and we became close as well. She had some doubts about my feelings for her and intentions at first and yet she began to trust and believe me. We ended up in a gazebo one pleasant summer evening. She was going to be leaving town the next day and we knew we might never see each other again. When she tried to kiss me I began pulling away.

"I thought you loved me. I thought this is what you wanted."

"I do love you."

"Then why are you pulling away?"

"I don't know. I guess I'm scared."

We had a memorable night though once I relaxed. She's married now and has a child but I hope she remembers me fondly and still cares about my well-being. 

I thought about asking out a co-worker for a long time. I felt a bond with her the day we met. We talked a lot and became close. She would draw hearts next to my name on the assignment board. I wasn't afraid that she'd say "no" if I asked her out. I was afraid she might say "yes" and then I'd actually have to follow up on it which was too much to fathom doing at the time. We told each other "I love you" and we hugged at times but I was too scared to pursue anything. I had her phone number and she told me we could hang out sometime. But, I wanted to stay safe in my little bubble.

Back in high school I wanted to be like Bo and Steve. I wanted to be handsome, cool, macho, tough, and skillful. I wanted love. I did my best to flirt and act cool. I worried about my appearance. When I did find love it was pure bliss. 

I wanted to save the damsel in distress. I suppose that's not a politically correct thing to say now. Perhaps it sounds sexist. Women don't really need saving do they? They can take care of themselves. Still, every guy wants to be a hero. I wanted to be the hero.

But, I guess it's usually been me who needed saving. 

Maybe one day I will meet my Kayla. I will meet a woman who says, "I don't care how you look or what you've been through. We will be together and we can get through anything together. So, stop pushing me away. Stop the tough guy act. Stop playing the martyr. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Stop pretending you're happy being a loner. Stop being so scared and take a risk and LET me love you.

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Thank you Steve and Kayla. You are loved by many.

A Superlative Essay of Unparalleled Excellence

A superlative is the form of an adjective or adverb used to compare three or more things. The superlative form of an adjective is used to show something has a quality to the greatest or least degree. The superlative form of an adverb is used to show something has performed an action to the greatest or least degree. 

Examples:

She is the cutest girl in the class.

He is the worst behaved student in the class.

The word superlative itself can be used as an adjective meaning highest in quality. Superlative has basically the same meaning as excellent, magnificent, wonderful, glorious, marvelous, outstanding, remarkable, unparalleled and unrivaled. 

For example, bodybuilder Mike Mentzer was known for his superlative physique. In 1978, Mentzer won the Mr. Universe contest in Acapulco, Mexico with the first and only perfect 300 score. Best in the universe! The perfect man!

However, some people believe that the level of dominance displayed by six-time Mr. Olympia Arnold Schwarzenegger transcended any superlative or official title.
Being indescribably great is a rare honor I would imagine. 

The singer James Brown might have been in that category. 

One of James Brown's sobriquets was "The Hardest Working Man in Show Business." That may seem like quite a boast but I think he proved he deserved that nickname. He didn't just work hard or harder. He worked the hardest. 

As a society we seem to be enamored with superlatives. We enjoy People magazine's annual feature "Sexiest Man Alive". Some men's magazines have annual features like "Sexiest Woman Alive" and "!00 Sexiest Women". We want to know who the most intriguing and beautiful people are. We want to know who the richest and most powerful people are. 

Who are America's wealthiest celebrities? Who are the world's highest paid actors and actresses? I want to know! 

We look forward to finding out who will win Best Actor and Best Actress at the Academy Awards each year. We want to know who is the best dressed on the red carpet. 

Who was the best entertainer ever? Frank Sinatra? James Brown? Michael Jackson? Madonna? 

The Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey Circus once billed itself as The Greatest Show on Earth. 

I was once the 112-pound Upper Iowa Conference wrestling champion. I know that's not a very impressive title but it meant I was the BEST in that weight class on that day. I wasn't just good or better. I was the best. 

People are always arguing over who deserves the title of the Greatest American Amateur Wrestler Of All Time.

John Smith is arguably the greatest amateur wrestler in the history of the sport winning two Olympic gold medals and four world titles. On the other hand, Dan Gable has been the most recognizable name and face of wrestling for nearly 50 years. He's had success at every level including winning an Olympic gold medal in 1972 without giving up a single point. Both Smith and Gable went on to become highly successful collegiate coaches. 

There will always be discussions about the best athletes in football, basketball, baseball, boxing, and hockey just to name a few. 

Scholars don't just want to be good. They want to be valedictorian. They want to graduate with honors. They want to be the best. 

Teenagers don't just want to be popular. They want to be the most popular. They want to be the coolest. They want to be the best looking. No one wants to be mediocre. 

Some schools give out end-of-the-year superlative awards like Best Dressed or Best Laugh. Sometimes superlatives are attached to pictures in yearbooks like Most Likely to Succeed. 

When I was a senior in high school, the school news staff asked each senior to fill out a survey which involved choosing classmates we believed fit into certain categories like Most School Spirit, Best Dressed, etc. 

Some categories were typical like Most Likely To Succeed. Other categories were humorous like Best Skip-Out. Some categories seemed a bit odd like Nicest Legs and Biggest Feet. But, there wasn't anything too scandalous like Nicest Ass, Biggest Dick, or Best Lay. 

One of my teammates on the wrestling team was voted Best Dressed Male. He's the same guy who was named a semi-finalist in Teen Magazine's Dream Guy Contest. The Best Dressed Female went on to become a flight attendant and world traveler. 

One of my buddies was voted Most Athletic while another friend was voted Most Humorous as well as having the Best Laugh. 

The Smartest Male went on to become a professor of computer science while the Smartest Female became a veterinarian. 

One of my male friends was voted Best Partier. He may have found it a challenge to explain that to his parents. The female voted Best Partier was a cute girl who was actually my date for the Homecoming Dance that fall. I'm not sure why she agreed to go with a quiet, boring guy like me.

Some other categories were:
Most Likely To Succeed
Best Attendance
Most School Spirit
Most Artistic
Most Musically Inclined
Most Popular
Friendliest Senior 
Best Personality
Best Couple 
Best Mannered
Best Looking
Nicest Smile
Nicest Eyes 

There was nothing too mean-spirited like Most Likely To End Up In Prison or Most Likely To Show Up Drunk To Our High School Reunion. The meanest category was perhaps Dumbest Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead. And, even that category was just for laughs. 

So, what was my class superlative? I was voted Biggest Flirt and Most Likely To Steal Your Girlfriend. Just kidding! Actually, I didn't receive any superlative at all. I got jack squat. I didn't even get something nice like Most Dependable or something cool like Most Unique. 

If there would have been a Most Quiet category, I undoubtedly would have won that which would have pissed me off to no end. Who wants to be remembered as the most quiet person in the class? No thank you!

John Paul DeJoria, best known as a co-founder of the Paul Mitchell line of hair products, was voted Least Likely To Succeed by his high school peers. And, a business teacher told him he "would never amount to anything." He became a billionaire. I wonder if he ever went to a high school reunion and told his classmates to go f*ck themselves? No. He's probably too classy to do something like that. 

I'm not bitter about not being christened with some impressive superlative by my classmates. Perhaps superlatives are a bit silly anyway. How necessary are some of these superlatives? It's not like being voted Best Looking is really an achievement. How subjective and superficial are we? Can we, as a grade, democratically decide who has the most appealing facial features? If this tradition of class superlatives remains, shouldn't it be more than a popularity contest? 

Anyway, I received some superlatives elsewhere that meant more to me. When I was a freshman in high school, I had a bit of a crush on one of the senior girls. She was aware of this crush and gave me one of her senior pictures. On the back of the picture she wrote, "To the sweetest freshman in the entire school."

When I was a junior, my teammates on the wrestling team voted me the Most Dedicated Wrestler. When I was a senior, I was voted Most Valuable Wrestler. 

While in college a member of the wrestling team told me he thought I was the nicest guy on the entire campus. 

As I recall, my brother-in-law said I was the most mellow guy he'd ever met.

I've heard that from some coworkers as well. Some of them have said I am the most mellow and most "chill" guy they've ever met. A few times I had a coworker call me "the goat." I finally realized he meant G.O.A.T. He was saying I was the "greatest of all time."

I don't actually feel mellow. Most of the time I feel anxious and depressed. Sometimes I think I am the Biggest Failure and the Most Worthless Person on Earth. 

Superlatives will always be around. If you pay attention, you'll see them everywhere. 

I recently saw a man wearing a t-shirt that read Best. Dad. Ever. I also saw a coffee cup that read World's Greatest Grandpa.

I'm sure you all have people in your life who make you feel special as well. Your spouse probably tells you that you're the most attractive and most compassionate person they know. Your children tell you that you're the best parent. Your friends tell you that you're the best friend. 

We love superlatives. 

Who's the fastest runner?

What mountain has the highest peak?

What is the tallest building? 

Remember the Evil Queen in the story of Snow White?

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" she asked the mirror.

She wasn't content just to be fair or fairer. She wanted to be fairest of them all.

But it's okay to be average. You may not be the best at something but you're probably not the worst. You may not possess the most of a certain quality but that's okay too. You may not be the best employee but you do your job well. I may not be the sexiest man on Earth but I'm reasonably attractive. 

Sometimes we're just average in life. And, that's okay. 

Sleeper Agent: An Anorexia Story

The male eating disorder support group (aka men's group) met every Friday afternoon during those times I was in treatment for anorexia nervosa. 
The powers that be in the hospital weren't comfortable with men's group because it was an unofficial group that they had no way of billing for. The administrators liked every group to be billed for and accounted for. Nonetheless, our unofficial group met every Friday afternoon up on the eighth floor by the Rooftop Cafe and Rooftop Terrace (patio). 

Dr. A had started the men's group after a particular incident occurred during a recreational outing of eating disorder patients. Some female patients had went into a store to shop and the male patients were standing outside twiddling their thumbs as the saying goes. After hearing about this incident Dr. A decided that male eating disorder patients needed their own group. So, men's group was born. I'm not saying whether it's fair or not for the male patients to have their own group but that's the way it was. 

Whether you were a male on the inpatient unit or a male attending the day treatment program didn't matter. You were invited to attend men's group. Even if you were a male new to the inpatient unit and hadn't been rewarded with an activity level yet and were still on standard observation, you still got to leave the unit and go to men's group. It was a privilege you received just for being male which doesn't seem fair I suppose. But, I guess Dr. A felt male patients might face some unique challenges and should have their own group and he got his wish. He even put an announcement in some papers inviting any male from the community to our group if he needed support with an eating disorder.

Each Friday afternoon Dr. A would escort the male patients off of the inpatient unit. He would offer to buy everyone something from the snack bar although most of us declined. We would relax on comfortable chairs and couches in some corner of the lounge while having group. If the weather was nice we would have group out on the patio. Dr. A was always there as was Sam a social worker from the day treatment program. 

Sometimes former patients would attend group as well. Carl had been in the hospital a few years earlier and still liked to attend men's group. Carl usually let Dr. A buy him a cup of coffee form the snack bar. Carl had skied in the Junior Olympics although it wasn't something he talked about. I think maybe Ryan had mentioned it to me. Carl also had the distinction of appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show for a segment on males with eating disorders. I had actually seen that particular show and realized that I remembered him. Carl claimed it wasn't him but his evil twin brother that had been on Oprah. Carl was always friendly and always curious about what had brought each guy to treatment. 

Carl had come to treatment because of his low weight and depression. He claimed the pain of starvation blunted the pain of depression and that's what had led to his not eating. I think he'd stayed there in Iowa City after treatment to pursue a college degree. After almost starving to death, Carl now considered any food he ate to be good for him even if it was chocolate cake or greasy pizza. 

As I mentioned Carl had been a skier. Skiing is the sort of thing Dr. A might use as a metaphor in group to discuss eating disorders.

"You know recovering from an eating disorder is kind of like skiing. Treatment gives you some equipment like gloves, boots, skis, goggles, and a helmet. But, you still have to deal with a lot of ups and downs and bumps and obstacles. You might even have to swerve to avoid some trees or other hazards. In fact, you might have to start out on the bunny slope before you're ready to tackle something more advanced. But, in time you'll be navigating the advanced slopes with ease."

Did we talk about manly things in men's group? Sometimes. For example, sometimes we talked about hunting. One of the men knew about guns and hunting so Dr. A asked for his opinion about shotguns on one occasion. I think Dr. A was considering going to Fin & Feather and having a look around. 

We talked about lifting weights and working out sometimes. Dr. A had been lifting weights recently and claimed he now had triceps for the first time in his life. Dr. A mentioned to Carl that I was interested in bodybuilding because Carl also liked to lift weights. Carl had a rule though. He weighed himself before lifting weights. If he'd lost weight since his last workout then he didn't lift weights that day. He figured he couldn't build muscle if he was losing weight so he only worked out if his weight was stable. 

A college-aged guy attended one of our weekly meetings and claimed he'd been addicted to pornography at one time and now felt guilty about it. That led to a discussion about pornography and the objectification of women. Sam the social worker recalled going to a bar featuring topless dancers whenever he and some male relatives got together. It seemed like a harmless tradition to him he'd never given much thought to. I said I didn't believe looking at a pornographic magazine or movie occasionally was morally objectionable. Are women who work in that industry being exploited or liberated? People have been arguing about that for ages. I qualified my statement by saying that I also enjoyed simple things like holding a woman's hand or cuddling on the couch. Sam concurred.

Dr. A said he liked it when something was left to the imagination. He'd prefer a woman in a sexy dress singing a song while lounging on a piano. He also brought up body image and the physique of most supermodels. He said his sons didn't find models to be attractive at all. They called models clothes hangers. Dr. A said he preferred some curves and thought the voluptuous actress Catherine Zeta-Jones was the most beautiful woman on Earth except for his wife. 

A guy named Ben and I spent some time together on the inpatient unit as well as in the day treatment program. We even lived at the same care facility for a while. Ben had been a star basketball player in high school and had received some college scholarship offers. But, before he could go to college he was faced with a serious health crisis. Doctors found a tumor in his brain and he needed an operation. He survived the operation but they weren't sure if he would walk again. Ben was a fighter and regained his ability to walk and basically function normally although basketball was no longer an option. 

Although Ben didn't seem bitter about what had happened to him, I think he was shaken by the whole ordeal. I think perhaps he felt insecure and vulnerable. What could he count on in life? He wanted to feel in control again. He decided he could at least control what he put into his body. So, he became very particular about what and how much he ate. Sam the social worker pointed out that the food was actually controlling Ben. Ben admitted it was just an illusion of control but that it still made him feel more secure.

One afternoon in group we were talking about body image. I mentioned that I wanted to look like a bodybuilder at one time but that now I was more interested in simply being fit. I had decided I valued function over form. I didn't care so much about having big muscles any longer. I wanted to be strong and tough and relished the idea that I could defend myself ably if needed. 

Then Ben said two words.

"Sleeper car," said Ben.

"What?" I asked.

"You want to be like a sleeper car," said Ben.

"What's a sleeper car?" I asked.

"Well, it's a car that doesn't look that impressive but has a high performance engine hiding under the hood. Sometimes the car is plain looking or even has a beat up body but has a kick-ass engine. So, other drivers might challenge the driver and of course his car blows their doors off because they made the mistake of judging a book by its cover. And you, being a small dude, like the idea of knowing you could whoop ass if anyone made the mistake of underestimating you," said Ben. 

"Oh my God! I love that metaphor!" I said.

One of my favorite movie tropes or plot devices is the guy who is underestimated and then annihilates his adversaries. For example, there's the quiet man running a pawnshop who turns out to be a former covert operative with an impressive level of fighting prowess. He doesn't want to fight but he can and will if needed. If our hero is outnumbered 10 to 1 it's even more satisfying to see him triumph. When you underestimate someone and they turn out to be a badass you're in for trouble. 

It wasn't until years later that I did some research on sleeper cars. Ben was right. A sleeper car is a high performance car with an unassuming exterior. A sleeper car may look neglected and unappealing or it may simply look like a standard car with the external appearance looking as it did when it came from the factory. A sleeper car is a car you assume to be slow until you race it and then all you're looking at is the car quickly disappearing in front of you and leaving you in the dust as the saying goes. 

The name sleeper car may come from the term sleeper agent. A sleeper agent is a spy who has infiltrated a target country or organization but has "gone to sleep." The spy attempts to blend into everyday life as a normal citizen until he or she is activated and undertakes a mission. 

Perhaps you've heard of the term sleeper hit to describe an unexpected success in the entertainment industry. For example, a low-budget movie with unknown actors relying almost solely on word-of-mouth marketing may become popular and successful and thus be labeled a sleeper hit. 

If you don't mind me using a metaphor, dear reader, I can tell you that I've seen some eating disorder patients become sleeper hits. I've seen a few female patients considered beyond hope become full-time employees, wives, and even mothers. 

What about myself? Have I become a sleeper hit? Well, some people are probably amazed that I'm still alive so I guess I surprised a few people. I continue to struggle but have experienced some things I never thought would happen. I never thought I could feel love again or spend time with a friends going out to lunch or movies. 

I've been underestimated before like back in high school and college. You don't think I can become a conference champion wrestler or qualify for the state tournament? Well, you can eat those words now. You don't think I can get good grades and get on the dean's list? Wrong again. DO NOT OVERLOOK ME! DO NOT EVER COUNT ME OUT!

A dark horse is a little known contender that makes an unexpectedly good showing. A dark horse is someone who possesses talents or favorable characteristics that are not known or expected by others. 

I'm sure some of you have been the dark horse before. I'm sure some of you have been underestimated before. And, I'm sure some of you have been sleeper hits and surprised a lot of people. 

Underneath my plain exterior hides a surprising level of performance. I have much more quality than perhaps meets the eye. Maybe I'm a sleeper agent who hasn't been activated and shown what he's truly capable of. Maybe I'm a dark horse. Maybe I'm a long shot. 

But, don't count me out. Not yet.